"You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class."

Denise Hennessey: [Denise is admiring Ted as he walks by] Ooohhh, he's delicious isn't he? I'd serve coffee on that ass.

John McCarthy: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?

Denise Hennessey: I'm sorry, John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat ass.

John McCarthy: You know, Denise, that's why you're not married. Women act like men. Then they complain men don't want them.

Denise Hennessey: Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was 'cause I deserved the best and he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits in stead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!

Sharon McCarthy: Well said!

Denise Hennessey: Yeah, well, I thought so.

Sharon McCarthy: [Convincing Holly to go talk to William] Plus you're an American. You've got the foreign exotic stuff going for you.

Holly Kennedy: Oh there is nothing exotic about being an American.

Sharon McCarthy: Well he doesn't know that!